An Epic Tale

My friend, Laura, posted this on her Facebook page and I asked to blog it, as I think it's absolutely hilariously EPIC!

There once was a Viking businessman

 Who was working on his taxes

 In flew a massive bumblebee

 Hmm, thought the businessman, I can deal with this

 And swatted the bee

But it was not enough and the bee hurt him

And started to chase him

For months and months as the beard grew longer, and somehow braided

The bee finally got bored

And left the Viking at a cave, where he met a sweet dragon pet

In rode a princess to save the day!

The Princess battled the bee...

Cackling with glee, as she did the final jab!

The bee looked yummy, so the Viking cooked and ate it..

The bee wasn't a fan of being eaten

The Princess gifts the Viking the mighty sword

And an even mighty steed

Which he used to ride into the sunset

 While posing for Viking Weekly

In many manly poses

Anything for a paycheck, really

And as the bossy princess wanted a "they lived happily every after" picture for her scrapbook

The end...

Told you, epic! Right?  Laura made the crochet/knitted props, and she wrote the story...businessman played by Laura's husband (who is actually on Ravelry, but doesn't knit or crochet) and her two daughters...